Time is making fools of us again.

Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.

You know when people are getting married and the pastor goes: will you love them in sickness and health, for better or for worse? They should add a sentence saying: “Will you love them as much as Paula Dean loves butter?” 

You know when people are getting married and the pastor goes: will you love them in sickness and health, for better or for worse? They should add a sentence saying: “Will you love them as much as Paula Dean loves butter?” 

(Source: memeomatic5000, via jaclynannn)